AFL4: Fight 3 - vs. K-9

Phew, here we go. Here's my third fight for 's Fighting League 4! In this round, Blade's squaring off against 's K-9 (aka Katy O'Neill).

Man, this whole fight turned out to be a lot more sexual than I intended. Seriously, I did not originally imagine this fight with so many sexual undertones. Anyway, this one took so long due to my constant procrastination but I hope to change that. I want to fit at least 1 more fight in before the end of the month. So, on to the story!

After escaping in his helicopter at the conclusion of the last fight, Blade made a connecting flight to a private jet that AngelCrusher so graciously provided. Blade and the bunnies enjoyed the luxuries that came with the jet; mostly the bunnies just did shots at the bar and Blade just sat and read his paper. After some time, Blade felt as if he was being watched. He turned his head to the left to see some dog staring at him.
Blade: [glaring] "Can I help you?"
With that, the dog took a step back and begin to change. Blade gave the dog a quizzical look as it transformed into a woman.
Blade: "Well, that was odd."
The woman made her way over to Blade.
K-9: "Hello, Blade. My name's Officer Katy O'Neill but you can just call me 'K-9'."
Blade: [going back to his paper] "I see. I'm assuming you're my next opponent. Would me assumption be correct?"
K-9: "Mmm, yes you would. I'm here to bring you in. I've read your file; robbery, kidnapping, attempted world conquest. You've been a bad little boy, haven't you?"
K-9 had a little chuckle as Blade's eye twitched at being called "little". Blade put down his paper and got up from his seat.
Blade: "Well, officer, I do admire your enthusiasm. However, better cops than you have tried to apprehend me and they all failed."
K-9: "I wouldn't count me out so soon. As you've already seen, I can be quite surprising."
Suddenly, K-9 jumped and tackled Blade to the floor. She whipped out her taser and charged it.
K-9: "See what I mean?"
K-9 brought the taser closer and closer to Blade's body as he struggled. Blade managed to get one of his legs free and kicked K-9 off.
K-9: "Officer, I've already been electrocuted once in this tournament and I don't intend for it to happen again!" [see Fight 1]
Blade got back to his feet and began to run at K-9. She smiled and turned and begun to run.
K-9: "Come and get me, shorty!"
Blade eyes flared at her comment. The two fought their way through the various rooms of the jet; sliding across tables and demolishing through furniture the whole way. Eventually, they made their way to the jet's cargo bay. K-9 stopped and looked back at Blade. She noticed he was smiling; almost laughing.
K-9: "What's got you in such a good mood all of sudden?"
Blade: "Like I said, officer, better cops than you have tried to apprehend me..."
K-9 was confused by his comment until she noticed something next to Blade. He was standing next to a lever labeled "Cargo Hatch Release. K-9 looked down and, much to her dismay, noticed she was standing on, you guessed it, the cargo hatch.
K-9: "Blade! Don't you even think about it!"
Blade: "Hmm, and what exactly would change my mind about just pulling this lever and letting you plummet to your doom?"
K-9 smiled seductively.
K-9: "Oh, I think I might have something to change your mind."
She suddenly grabbed her shirt and ripped it open, revealing the holy grail that were her breasts. Blade, unfortunately, just stared with a very disinterested look.
Blade: "Officer, while I appreciate your tenacity, unlike most of the other male competitors, I possess a little thing called 'self-control'. Now, enjoy your fall."
With that, Blade pulled the lever, opening the cargo hatch. K-9 fell and started plummeting towards the farmland below. Before heading back, Blade noticed that K-9's sunglasses had fallen off and were laying on the floor.
Blade: "A trophy. Very nice."
Blade put the sunglasses on his forehead and went back to the main cabin. He picked up his paper, sat down and enjoyed the rest of the flight.

Hope you enjoyed it!

K-9 (C)
Blade (C) myself